skulls-and-paint:

yall:

someones been feeding the raccoons

Dawww

breastnest:

someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle” 

questionbug:

bogleech:

This is referred to as a “dwarf flightless scelionid wasp”…the male has wings, while the female hangs around on the body of a spider, including widow spiders, to parasitize its eggs!

plokijok:

i can’t get over this poster for snow white and the huntsman

if you look at it without the queen it’s so funny

caw

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

steveholtvstheuniverse:

My brother is high right now and I just checked facebook and omg i forgot i locked him outside

amandangerous:

lol

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

bogleech:

+

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This one was as lame an effort as Sonichu, only worse, because it’s an actual pokemon.

oldtimedame:

nermph:

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

Laughed until tears came

This is why I love the Internet.