This is a horse wearing a dragon mask. I think that’s all that needs to be said.
is this real life
I once had a mare who used to pull that expression…
NTS: Buy giant black Percheron, purchase dragon mask, freak the fuck out of everyone.
i’m sorry but this needs to be done where is my gelding he needs this
So I am alone now for the first time in six months pretty much without anyone here to hold my hand or anything and I am a very physical contact-oriented person and I miss my love so I am just spending all the time on the computer because I am lonely but don’t want to spend time with my family and I’m smoking pot and eating watermelon to fill the void in my life.
So… what I’m getting at is… anyone wanna Skype?
(srsly if you do then just inbox me or something)
THIS IS GOING ON MY HOUSE’S DOOR(S) IN A CROSS-STITCH PATTERN SOMEDAY
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
Had a nightmare about going to my psych appointment. don’t wanna go. Have to go anyway. This is no fun