Me: I thought you would be upset when I told you I identify as male
Mom: Why would I be upset?
Me: Because you were wrong about me being a lesbian.
Mom: Well, I was sorta right. I mean, you like girls.
Me: Well, yeah. But not just girls.
Mom: What do you mean?
Me: Well, mostly I like guys...
Mom: But... if you're a guy... how are you going to have sex with another guy?
Mom: I just mean, who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?
Me: I am not having this conversation with you.
Came out to my mom as trans. It went much better than I expected.
I’m not afraid of people hating me for my gender identity. I’m afraid of them not taking it seriously.
I never really appreciated the value of NSFW tags until I realized I really can’t check my tumblr at college because there’s a high probability of there being porn on my dash.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
Today my sister-in-law did something (I’m not going to go into what, it’s not really the point) that reminded me of when I was little. There were a lot of times we didn’t have any food. I went hungry quite often. But… I was so happy back then. So maybe, maybe if I stop eating I’ll be happy again.
1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are...– Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance [x] (via marthur)
when you see a gif story on your dash
dorothy-cotton: and you’re like because you fucking hate gif stories then you go: because you just don’t understand why they’re funny then you’re like: because none of the gifs match, they have hardly anything to do with each other and hardly anything to do with the caption, yet 100000 notes Featured on: Most inane, lowest common denominator posts of tumblr!
We like the same things. So we should probably go on amazing adventures and vandalize things and build a pillow fort together and smoke and possibly do drugs and probably fuck.
I am going to clean my room before taking pills. Because I am a responsible adult. Yes.
My friend JC: I mean, is he sexy as a man, or sexy as a woman?
…that there’s a blood drive at school tomorrow. I’m going to try to give blood. If they’ll let me.
rhubarbrastreisand asked: i'm in love with you, you know.
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doktorgirlfriend: somejane: typette: kaymurph: wecansexy: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random GUN ARM i have a gun for an arm Self-sustenance So basically I can go a really long time without having to sleep or eat or poop or JESUS CHRIST… …Pinniped Mimicry. I…I can mimic pinnipeds. Jesus, I’m more useless than Aquaman.