October 2011
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Me: I thought you would be upset when I told you I identify as male
Mom: Why would I be upset?
Me: Because you were wrong about me being a lesbian.
Mom: Well, I was sorta right. I mean, you like girls.
Me: Well, yeah. But not just girls.
Mom: What do you mean?
Me: Well, mostly I like guys...
Mom: But... if you're a guy... how are you going to have sex with another guy?
Me: ...
Mom: I just mean, who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?
Me: I am not having this conversation with you.
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Came out to my mom as trans. It went much better than I expected.
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I’m not afraid of people hating me for my gender identity.
I’m afraid of them not taking it seriously.
I never really appreciated the value of NSFW tags until I realized I really can’t check my tumblr at college because there’s a high probability of there being porn on my dash.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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Today my sister-in-law did something (I’m not going to go into what, it’s not really the point) that reminded me of when I was little. There were a lot of times we didn’t have any food. I went hungry quite often. But… I was so happy back then. So maybe, maybe if I stop eating I’ll be happy again.
“1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are...”
– Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance [x] (via marthur)
when you see a gif story on your dash
dorothy-cotton:
and you’re like
because you fucking hate gif stories
then you go:
because you just don’t understand why they’re funny
then you’re like:
because none of the gifs match, they have hardly anything to do with each other and hardly anything to do with the caption, yet 100000 notes
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We like the same things. So we should probably go on amazing adventures and vandalize things and build a pillow fort together and smoke and possibly do drugs and probably fuck.
I am going to clean my room before taking pills. Because I am a responsible adult. Yes.
My friend JC: I mean, is he sexy as a man, or sexy as a woman?
Me: Yes
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I think...
…that there’s a blood drive at school tomorrow. I’m going to try to give blood. If they’ll let me.
rhubarbrastreisand asked: i'm in love with you, you know.
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What's your superpower? No rerolls! →
doktorgirlfriend:
somejane:
typette:
kaymurph:
wecansexy:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
GUN ARM
i have
a gun
for an arm
Self-sustenance So basically I can go a really long time without having to sleep or eat or poop or JESUS CHRIST…
…Pinniped Mimicry. I…I can mimic pinnipeds. Jesus, I’m more useless than Aquaman.
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