Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
holdencrick: miketooch: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me And just like all Tumblr fans, they all Liked what he posted, but he only got like 4 Reblogs. I never thought I’d see something genuinely clever regarding religion on somewhere like Tumblr. XD
arandadill: STEP ONE: Go to toy store. STEP TWO: Find Tiger and Shark toys and play with them in the store like you are five. Garner strange looks from passers by. STEP THREE: Take reference photos. STEP FOUR: Make pencil rough and warm and cool color roughs for illustration class. STEP FIVE: Paint with gouache or acrylic. STEP SIX: Realize you’re getting credit for playing with toys and...
my parents: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
previouslysane: what if every convention had cosplayers like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
venusaurphobia: David Karp is feverish. He finally found the missing e. “Thank fucking god. I literally thought it was lost forever,” he yells to Jeremy Cutler as he scrambles up a ladder to set the prodigal letter back in its empty stand. “Things are going to be different around here.” The sign now reads tumblre.
amydentata: Conversations on Tumblr once again inspire me to collate some ideas into a “real” blog post: I communicate from two worlds. The first world is the one I started with. I was born with it. Most of my thoughts are blocks of sensory data. No words, but colors, textures, sounds, smells, shapes, spaces… Which makes it very hard to translate my thoughts for other people. It makes it hard...
dancooper71: averyhopelessprince: watch the duelist kingdom arc of yugioh and take a drink everytime a character makes an illegal move Are you trying to kill us
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
nermph: keshimeg: theoldaeroplane: jumpingjacktrash: fastpuck: sonamaeam: hobofaerie: airred: les-baleines: irrelephantae: mcfeegle: preceptuponprecept: actuallymittromney: Evelyn is made of deodorant, cookies, and soil. With a dash of Rick Astley. ODDLY BELIEVABLE. Didymus is made of poison, cookies, and dedication. With a dash of Billy Joel. Brenna is made of...
My day has been filled with so much awesome.
Seriously about to go help one of my best female friends pick out her graduation dress. You guys. I get to be a walking stereotype. You guys. This is awesome.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.– Voltaire. It’s actually somewhat startling how well this quote relates to privilege and how it hurts minority groups. I think I’m going to make it my go-to from now on when the “I’m not racist, so don’t talk to me about racism” refrain comes rolling back around. (via uhuh-she-said) Good quote. ...
I just quoted Acafool and Willow Smith while trying to explain how I just don’t give a fuq anymore. I am a quality human being.
bobies: a standup comedian walks onto stage. they pick up the microphone. “I IDENTIFY AS A TUBA!!!” they shriek, “TUMBLR IS OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING!!!!” the audience is seized with fits of uncontrollable laughter at this savory piece of comedy gold. “THIS,” they cry, wiping tears of mirth from their eyes.
Me: I'm seriously fucking awesome, though. I make fantastic life decisions that I am proud of.
JB: Is that sarcasm?
Me: Not at all, actually. This is what I wanted to be when I grew up.
losttribe: ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted by: nonniebyrd THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Did that s***…just explode rainbows?! iahenkjiakhbfkjwe idk why but I burst out laughing...