imjustonekid: do you ever keyboard smash like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
subetaconfessions2: Mouse is a fucking kid barely in highschool who tries to act all fucking big and adult. THAT is why she irritates so many people. She has no respect for anything and needs to get off her fucking high horse because she doesn’t have the life experience to act as king shit as she does. It’s stupid. Get off the computer, stop posting nude girls and go play Barbies or some shit....
penandpage: casually-butts: Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this #this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m...
Me: I packed it as high as gravity would allow.
~30 second pause~
Me: I packed it as high as gravity would allow.
JC: You packed it as high as gravity would allow?
Me: Yeah. If I packed it any higher it would've overflowed?
JC: Oh! Okay! That makes more sense. I thought you meant you were gonna pack it so high that you couldn't lift it. And I was like "Dude, it's not going to get that heavy."
blazeraffe: subetaconfessions2: You are annoying and everyone in your cult thinks you are annoying as fuck but they don’t wanna boot you because your so sensitive. - shameless cult member I wish I knew who you were so I could kick you the fuck out. >because your so sensitive >your so sensitive >your lol this isn’t a Shameless member. Case closed, everyone.
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen: TALK TO...
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
kokokat: deaderidanjoke: when people say evoutions in the later generations suck HE JUST BECOMES ANGRY but this is the most realistic depiction of growing up
musemeatsix: let’s take a moment to appreciate...
whatthefunniest: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
izzetheking: Not to be gay or anything but i wonder how many penises i can fit into my mouth
lichten-strange: underboobvagina: what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper
urietarded: niallinsnapbacks: urietarded: -skyrocket: if u sit on the computer 4 more than 3 hours a day im totes judging you like so bad u knoe. why is this in the black people tag why are you in the black people tag some questions are better left without being answered